1. Well, I don't know how I got in
this state.
Hey, it seems that I'm a victim of fate,
The loop that I wrote just doesn't work,
Now I'm feeling like an infinite jerk.
Dave to the left of me -- J.D. to the
right,
Here I am, stuck in an infinite loop.
Here I am, stuck in an infinite loop. |
2. And I don't know what it is I should
do,
The debugger tells me I'm really screwed.
Dave to the left of me -- J.D. to the
right,
Here I am, stuck in an infinite loop. |
3. (bridge) Well I started with
a precondition
And really thought I had a plan.
The monitor comes over,
"Force-quits" the machine and says,
"SIGABORT -- segmentation fault." |
4. Tried to make some sense of my
code,
But it seems I let the logic explode.
I thought I could just experiment,
Next time I'll use an invariant.
Dave to the left of me -- J.D. to the
right,
Here I am, stuck in an infinite loop.
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5. (bridge) Well I started with
a postcondition
And really thought I had a plan.
The monitor comes over,
Unplugs the machine and says,
"Now it halts -- not my fault. |
6. Well, I don't know how I got here
tonite.
The progress condition just wasn't right,
My poor brain is under way too much stress,
Perhaps recursion would have been best.
Dave to the left of me -- J.D. to the
right,
Here I am, stuck in an infinite loop.
Here I am, stuck in an infinite loop.
Here I am, stuck in an infinite loop.
Here I am, stuck in an infinite loop ....................
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